in-for-ma-ti-ca (de ~ (v.))
     1 leer van de mechanische verzameling en verwerking van informatie => computerkunde

in-ge-nieur (de ~ (m.), ~s)
     1 academicus die een technische opleiding heeft gevolgd
     2 afgestudeerde aan een hogere technische school, textielschool of agrarische academie        +32 3 877 76 67

The only reason coders' computers work better than non-coders' computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don't beat them when they're bad.

Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.

Extracts from 'Programming Sucks' @